I'm really tired. Like, so tired that I want to go to bed and it's 7:37 p.m. So, this is the best I can give you right now. Random, fragmented thoughts. Incomplete sentences. Rambling.
I really need this show to return. Oh Schmidt, I've missed you.
Source: zap2it.com via Becky on Pinterest
I think I look ridiculous when I run. But I love it.
DVD workouts suck. I much rather prefer to get yelled at in person.
Yellow pants make me happy. It's like my legs are smiling.
I feel bad for the "Bruiser". Seriously. The Kardashians treat him like shit. More importantly, WHY DO I CARE? (Please tell me you get really excited when you see Bruce Jenner on a Wheaties box and stop to take a picture. No?)
Speaking of NYC, I will be there next weekend! I can't wait to give the Big Apple a BIG HUG.
And I really hope I run into Carol Radziwill. I think she'd like me.
But if I see Ramona Singer, I'll scream, "Turtle time THIS, bitch!" Or, I'll likely still get excited and take her picture with my phone. It's a win-win.
ACTUALLY, I think I am most excited to run into THIS diva:
(For those of you who don't recognize her, it's only Suri Cruise. Reigning queen of New York.)
My husband is really cute when he sleeps. He's like a big, hairy baby.
I'm drinking this raspberry leaf tea that claims to "tone my uterus" (not why I bought it, but whatever). I assume by "tone" it means "strengthen", but I can't help think that it makes my uterus look pretty, too.
AND...it's my dad's birthday. Tomorrow. But when I post this, it will be today! So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACK! I love you!
The end.
Running into Suri Cruise would be one of the greatest highlights of my life. I was at LAX the other day and couldn't help but scour the crowds for her. Sadly, no luck.
ReplyDeleteLove those yellow pants on you--and they're perfect with that striped shirt!
Tone your uterus. Haha - too funny. I am about to by that exact tea since a "toned" uterus will help get this baby out!
ReplyDeleteAnd great yellow pants!
Uhhh I LOVE this post!!! :)
ReplyDeleteAs a Suri fan, I am sure you already read the blog "Suri's Burn Book," but if you don't, here is the URL: http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/
It's absolutely hilarious.
And gosh, I want my uterus to look pretty too!! Who wouldn't?!
I LOVE this post!!! I love a good dose of random every so often. If you run into Suri, you will for sure claim the title of My Idol for the rest of my life!!! Good for your toned uterus! My OBGYN told me I had a smart uterus when I started showing really early with my 2nd pregnancy. Who knew the uterus could be so many things?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI miss Schmidt too!!!
To me seeing suri would be the best celeb sighting everrr
ReplyDeleteI love you. And your rambling thoughts. If you run into Ramona OR Suri, please hug them from me too. And those yellow pants - LOVE. You are rocking them. For reals.
ReplyDeleteI love those pants, and New Girl! TV DVR is already set! I'm sad I won't be in town when you're here!! But good luck with the celebrity sighting!
ReplyDeleteOkay those pants are AWESOME. And I always feel bad for Bruce Jenner too!
ReplyDeleteSuri's burn book is amazing. I secretly hope this really is her.
ReplyDeleteAnd I also miss New Girl with a passion. My fall is going to be such a busy time of me sitting on my butt...
Twin (haha, had to start with that), I really loved this post. Your pants are awesome, and I really feel bad for Bruce, too. I like him most of all those crazy heads. And I am happy to say I don't watch the show that often anymore...it's boring. HAHAHA!
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Schmidt is the best part of New Girl. I don't take time out of the week to watch a lot of tv- I usually wait until the weekend- expect for that show. It's SO good.
ReplyDeleteThis might be my favorite post yet. I love your random thought process. That you could cover turtle time, suri cruise and strengthing your uterus all in one post is amazing. Btw if Bruce filed for a divorce tomorrow I would not be surprised.
ReplyDeleteHaha. My post second day back is right along these lines. I just talked about how tired I was then put up random stuff. Hope you're doing well!!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the yellow pants!!! And hope you get your Suri sighting!!!
ReplyDeleteI love NYC and hope you do see that cutie. Here's to a strong uterus.
ReplyDeleteI completely forgot that you're going to be here next weekend! YAY!!!
ReplyDeleteLegs smiling and pretty uterus'....my blog reading is complete for the day :) lol.
ReplyDeleteMy friend saw Suri at a museum, got a picture, and I just about fainted!!!
ReplyDeleteI miss that show too!
ReplyDeleteLove this post! I need to get some colored pants to make my legs smile too :)
ReplyDeleteAh NYC. I hope you have a wonderful trip. I can't wait until my best friend moves there in a few weeks so I can go visit her and that amazing city again!
Haha I love rambling posts :)
ReplyDeleteI love those yellow pants. LOVE LOVE LOVE.
ReplyDeleteI bought tickets to NYC yesterday. I blame you.
I, too, cannot wait for New Girl to return. Have you seen the new Mindy K show starting soon? They have a free preview of the first episode on Hulu and it looks like it'll be a show with equally witty humor.
ReplyDeletePs- you rock those yellow pants.
I, too, cannot wait for New Girl to return. Have you seen the new Mindy K show starting soon? They have a free preview of the first episode on Hulu and it looks like it'll be a show with equally witty humor.
ReplyDeletePs- you rock those yellow pants.
I can not wait for New Girl to return. Hysterical show.
ReplyDeleteThe pants are rad! Love the shirt, too!
I've never heard of a) strengthening a uterus nor b) a tea that will do a. Interesting! Even when you're tired you're informative! That's talent!