Thursday Top 5.

Thank you to everyone for all of your sweet comments, reassuring me that I am really NOT that old. Have I told you lately that I love you?!?!?!

Anyway, I hope y'all are having an excellent week. I figured I'd get the weekend started a little early with another Thursday Top 5 list. This week's topic?

Your Top 5 TV Guilty Pleasures (Translation: Top 5 shows you would be embarrassed to admit that you watch!)

Now, please keep in mind that I am not embarrassed to admit that I watch all of these shows religiously, and I am always happy to educate others in the language of trashy reality television. That being said, these are all definitely shows that I get made fun of constantly for watching. They don't know what they're missing!!!

5.) One Tree Hill

I started watching two years ago - I caught up during my summer vacation (Oh, the perks of being a teacher) by watching re-runs on Soapnet. And while the story lines are TOTALLY UNREALISTIC (Seriously, who owns their own fashion line before the age of 22???) and he's a you-know-what in real life - Chad Michael Murray was just too dreamy for words!!! I cried when Haley was hit by the car, when Dan shot Keith, and when Lucas and Peyton finally got together, got married AND HAD A BABY! Love.

4.) Jersey Shore (I have a feeling this is on a lot of peoples' lists these days!!!)

Like any great reality show, Jersey Shore is LIKE WATCHING A REALLY AWFUL CAR ACCIDENT. You.Can't.Look.Away. They're some of the oiliest, trashiest train wrecks I have ever seen in my entire life, and even though they aren't real Italians, I love me some bitch-slapping drama. And any show that gives characters nicknames like "The Situation" is aces in my book.

In case you were wondering, my Jersey Shore nickname is Vibe Time (with my married name) and The Opportunity (with my maiden name). I think I'll go with Vibe Time Opportunity and call myself "The VTO" for short:)

3.) Keeping Up With the Kardashians

In the words of Tyra, these girls are FIERCE. It never ceases to amaze me when people become famous for being...well, famous. Somehow, this show connects with me in such a way that I WANT TO BE THEIR FRIEND. I want to hold Kourtney's baby and shop with Kim and gossip with Khloe. And tell Bruce how much I appreciate him:) Honestly, if I was Armenian, beautiful and loaded, I would be the lost Kardashian sister.

2.) Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood

Let me just say this: horrible boob job and all, I LOVE ME SOME DONNA MARTIN. I adore Tori Spelling. She's sweet, funny, and isn't afraid to fart on camera. I love her so much that I own both of her books AND on a recent ski trip, I quit skiing early (after paying a ton of money), so I could sit by the fire and read "Storitelling" because I was THAT hooked. Crazy fan, party of one!

1.) The Real Housewives of ______________ (insert all four cities here)!

From the fashion to the fighting to the big cities, I believe this show to be Bravo's greatest achievement since deciding to air re-runs of The West Wing. I love the RH series. I am partial to the New York season myself ("Evidently, she's Madonna") and I am not ashamed to admit that I follow several of them on Twitter. As they say, money doesn't buy you class or happiness, and these ladies are a prime example of that. While I should feel sorry for them, deep down, I'm just glad that they're greedy and crazy enough to air their dirty laundry on national television for my viewing pleasure.

What about you??? What 5 shows are YOUR guilty pleasure???