Sick.

So, when you are sick and in bed for four days, I've found that there is a lot to do, like...

* Add your two cents on The Knot (a wedding website) message boards about important things like teeth whitening and the merits of registering at Pottery Barn.

* Stalk other people's blogs, but don't leave comments.

* Watch no less than 7 episodes of "90210" - and they weren't even from GOOD seasons. It was all Donna with fire-engine red hair pining over Noah. WHERE WERE BRENDA AND DYLAN?

* Watch "The Devil Wears Prada"...twice.

* Check your Facebook account like 20 times. A day.

* Do laundry even when your hamper isn't full.

* Read a self-help book ("The Automatic Millionaire") Actually, it was pretty inspiring. I can tell you ALL about the Latte Factor.

B-O-R-I-N-G...