6.29.2010

It's Not a Break-Up, It's a Break-Through...

Dear Starbucks,

I write this letter with a full stomach heavy heart. You see, something happened when I was in Italy. Something magical. You weren't around, and I had to find something - someone - to fulfill my coffee fix. And I found it - a tall, dark and handsome cappuccino. And espresso. And americano.

You see, I cheated. On you. With Italian coffee. AND I LIKED IT.

You and I have had a very long, committed relationship. I will never forget when I first met you: it was the fall of 2002, and I was in Phoenix. A friend of mine suggested I visit you and taste my very first cup of deliciousness. You gave all of that to me in the form of a white chocolate mocha. From the first sip, I was hooked. And through the years, our relationship blossomed.

You taught me that it's ok - in fact, it's acceptable - to spend $4 on a cup of coffee. And as my taste buds matured, you introduced me to a world of new and exciting possibilities: sugar-free syrup, soy milk, hot tea infusions, and the piece de resistance: the dark cherry mocha.

You showed me that breakfast CAN consist of more than just coffee. It can also come in the form of a spinach and feta wrap, a banana, and sometimes (when I am super crabby), a chocolate chip cookie.

You always knew how to make the holidays special - those red cups of yours always brightened my mornings.

Sometimes, you allowed me to overindulge. Perhaps I visited you three times in one day. But it didn't matter. You always welcomed me with open arms - especially after I opened my wallet.

Despite our fond memories, I know deep down that you cheated on me. You provided these same memories for other people too. And sometimes, you got a little greedy. I mean - $4 each day certainly adds up. Yet despite my loyalty, you continued to charge me each morning.

However, there comes a time in life when you have to put yourself first. You see, I know that by purchasing a wonderfully shiny coffee machine from Williams Sonoma will allow me to save some money and create that same warm feeling (and coffee) in my own home. I am sure I will still walk by you each morning, and smile fondly as I pass your bright green letters. And I will remember our moments together and how they've changed me. But I promise to keep moving forward.

And so, Starbucks, I guess you could say that in this relationship, I choose Italian coffee me.

Love,
Meghan


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22 comments:

  1. You are not forgiven for quoting Kelly Killorean Kook-a-doodle-do Bensimon ;)

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  2. Yep, I'm pretty terrified to go to Italy and fall in love with the coffee because then I will never be able to find good coffee where I live. *sigh*

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  3. Dear Meghan,

    I've never had a cup of coffee or tea in my life. Yep. It is true.

    I cannot understand this breakthrough but I support you in your new relationship with the coffee machine that you have brought into your home.

    Good luck friend,

    Faiza

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  4. Haha this is too cute! I hate the fact that when I was in Italy I wasn't a coffee drinker. I think a coffee machine is a great idea.

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  5. I expected that Bachelor breakup, but now this!?

    I'm devastated, but I understand. I've been doing a little cheating of my own lately...making coffee in the Keurig at work rather than stopping off at my usual Starbucks.

    It is kind of nice to have that extra $20 for the weekend. :)

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  6. Hmmm. Okay. I mean, we bonded over Starbucks, but I can definitely support you in this new endeavor! :)

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  7. You found another....wow! I'm sure this new relationship will bring you tons of extra pocket change!

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  8. Ohhhhh, which espresso machine are you getting? May I live vicariously through you?

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  9. I find it very difficult to find coffee anywhere that rivals the one we make at home--definitely not at Starbucks.

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  10. Hoooo boy, I think anything's better than Starbucks. :)

    And I work there! Hahaha!

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  11. aww! haha! Poor starbs!
    I wish I had a love of coffee like you do!

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  12. good girl. starbucks is soooo overrated. $4 for sugary, milky coffee? no thank you! and italian is always better.

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  13. Luckily we don't have a starbucks where I live... I would love to have one, but I would spent my whole salary there. We got a great new coffee machine a few months ago and I love it. But during holidays a visit or 10 to Starbucks is a must:)

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  14. Haha Italian coffee will do that to you! I'll be in Chicago August 5-10! Would love to meet up!!!

    Have a great day!!

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  15. Oh! I left you an award on my blog =)

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  16. Oh man! I sure miss the real European coffee! Espresso especially! Starbucks just does NOT do espresso justice. So good you can drink it STRAIGHT?!? Who Knew?!? :)

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  17. hilarious! but you're right--that dark cherry mocha is really something special. man oh man.

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  18. You are forgiven girl. ;) I still love Starbucks and we've been in a loyal relationship ever since we met, however, and I have to admit it...if there's any chance for me to get something cheaper (yes, Starbucks is demanding) I'm going for that cheaper version. ;) Especially over here. ;)

    Have a fab day.

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  19. Oh. My. God. We need to be bffs. I think I'm in love with everything about you. Is that creepy?

    Thanks for stopping by my hood in the blogosphere...I think we are going to get along, you and me :)

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